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    I walked pass the shelf with all these tittle tattle magazines on them at my local supermarket and it seems to get bigger and bigger by the month. Can someone who reads them tell me what is got from knowing Cameron Diaz has normal skin - that is - not flawless or that East Enders actress has ditched last weeks boyfriend?

    Surely to fill these pages celebrities are almost living their entire life in a gold fish bowl with reporters so called writing all around them. Sienna gulps her tea or eats too little - obviously scribe writes something like suspected bulimia.

    Someone on Big Brother I hear just threatened Britain that she intends to be in our face forever as some sort of vengeance for poor treatment or if she was voted out of BB

    In our face forever? Not if we don't care, lass! And I don't. I imagine myself walking towards Posh with my camera and walking straight pass her despite the pose she strikes nowadays as soon as a Box Brownie is spotted.

    Sorry Posh and all the rest advertising false eye lashes and claiming they can be got from a bottle(oh Penelope! Cruz Miss-lead). To me "YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT!"

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    They're mostly filled with advertisements.

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    Those magazines are grim. I occasionally get one if I just want to read something really trivial and superficial, but they really are rubbish and I usually end up just flicking through them and chucking them straight out for recycling. There are loads of adverts in them of women advertising make up which are so airbrushed that nobody would believe them anyway.

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    I wouldn't mind but all those mags seem to have the same stories in them. None seem to offer any exclusives anymore, some even have the same pictures and you're right the stories are often banal. Added to that the articles in there have often been on the internet for weeks before the mag goes to print it really is a wonder that there's a market for them at all never mind an influx.

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    Default Re: Celebrity Magazines

    They have lovely pictures in them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr* View Post
    They have lovely pictures in them.

    Yes, of Victoria Beckham's cellulite.

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    They make me laugh, they will have pictures of Posh Spice's cellulite on one page then you flick the page to see Posh Spice winning a fashion magazine poll for the celebrity with the best skin.

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    They had a good one of Shilpa Shetty's horrible toes as well.

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    Blame the gullible public Anan, there's plenty of em!

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    The kind of nitwits who watch X-Factor and I'm A Celebrity.

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