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    This place has it all!

    Tact Towels

    The joys of co-habiting can sometimes be mired by confusion in the bathroom. For women everywhere, the introduction of tact-towels eliminates the risk of drying your freshly cleansed face in the threads of towel where your partner has just dried his ball-bag.

    For men folk, now you can pretend to care about what part of the towel you used to dry yourself.
    TACT TOWELS « The Cheeky

    Hicky Tats

    With Hickytats you can brand the one you love. Generic hickey’s are often meaningless and can be mistaken for bruises. Eliminate the risk of distasteful bruising with a personalized hickytat on your loved one’s neck or other body part. Simply place over the chosen region and suck through the perforations. Sometimes love hurts but at least you can leave a clear message.
    HICKYTATS « The Cheeky

    iPad T-shirt

    The secure, see-through pouches allow the screens to be seen while you move. With the iPad T-shirt you can change the design of your T-shirt as easy as changing your facebook profile.
    iPAD T-SHIRT « The Cheeky

    Rocking Chair Cushions

    Make any chair a rocking chair with these authentic rock t-shirt cushions. Does not include sweat, grease or exposed butt crack.

    Glory Hole

    Think of them as ‘All the toilet fun without the prison and embarrasing exposure to your community bit’. These wipe clean stickers can make you think that you are about to embark on an adventure with a stranger but in fact it will be an optical illustion at its most pathetic. It could be for someone who just hasn’t built up the courage and needs a hand, or it may just be a gift for someone you don’t like. Here’s to putting the ‘Glory’ back into ‘Glory Holes’.
    GLORY HOLES « The Cheeky

    iPad Bag

    Make images and movies your brand with this iPad bag. The secure, transparent window allows you to slot in the iPad in and show whatever you want to the world.
    IPAD BAG « The Cheeky

    This one's awesome!

    Piglet Bank

    Designed for anyone who has far too much money and loose change, this is the piggy bank of all piggy banks. Its a real piglet that has been taxidermied and inserted with what all piglets probably dream of as babies, a coin storage unit and a cork plug.
    Make your plush overpriced apartment complete with this little guy.

    The piglet bank will take up to 12 months to produce from the time of order. We expect half the money up front and half when the piglet had been completed. Just so you know that we don’t actually kill the Piglets, they die of natural causes and these are the ones that we use.
    PIGLET BANK « The Cheeky

    Wee Hot Water Bottle

    It’s like going to bed with a warm, hot puddle of cozy pee. Cuddle the puddle and let it keep you warm without the nasty smelly, wet part. Pee in your bed has never been more comfortable.

    Suitcase Sticker

    Take a stand against monotonous travel with Suitcase Stickers. Designed to stick to anything, they will draw attention to your bag making it easily identifiable and sure to make you some new friends.

    Caution: Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches.

    Mr Baked Potato Head

    If there was one piece of Kitchen utensil you need, it is this. It’s a Mr Potato Head that has been wrapped in foil and baked for 40 minutes at 400 degrees to magically become ‘Mr Baked Potato Head’. Not so much a useful utensil as a semi-pointless ornament that will do nothing but make you smile and think, I could probably have done it myself.
    MR BAKED POTATO « The Cheeky


    Let Mark Wahlburg, Mark Zukerberg, Karl Marx, Mark Twain, Mark Anthony and Mark Hamil be a part of every chapter you read.

    Man Bib

    A practical yet luxury item, the Man Bib is a revolutionary method of cleansing during one of life’s most intimate moments for the discerning gentleman. Eliminate that ominous roll of toilet paper and that lone sport sock and replace them with a hand-made Man Bib. All Man-Bibs are machine washable and come with a handy string tying mechanism that means one size can fit all.

    Available in Tartan, Denim, Leather, Studio55, High School Musical and Army style.
    MAN BIBS « The Cheeky

    Teabagging Teabag

    Tea drinking is now down with the kids with the ‘teabagging bag’. Using ‘Street’ language we have made the ultimate tea bag. It’s completely reusable and allows you to drink tea and smile hoping that the sweet taste of you favourite drink overshadows the disgust at making it.
    TEABAGGING BAGS « The Cheeky

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    Great, there's some good ideas for the parents' Christmas in that little lot.

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    haha i want those towels! better using ur eyes than ur nose to find out where other bits have been!

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