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Ernest Rants
19-10-2007, 19:00
Anyone actually understand the game of Rugby:confused:

BBC SPORT | Rugby Union | Laws & Equipment (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/rules_and_equipment/default.stm)

come on England :D

SFB
19-10-2007, 19:06
A hooker is a prostitute, a Flanker is a Sukhoi Su-27 interceptor aircraft.
Sukhoi Su-27 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-27)

Ernest Rants
19-10-2007, 19:09
A hooker is a prostitute, a Flanker is a Sukhoi Su-27 interceptor aircraft.
Sukhoi Su-27 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-27)

fancy a ruck ?

BBC SPORT | Rugby Union | Laws & Equipment | The laws of the ruck (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/rules_and_equipment/4204012.stm)

SFB
19-10-2007, 19:33
Watch it or I'll 'maul' you!:D

TheMob
19-10-2007, 20:48
I'm not a Rugby fan but it was funny being in Paris the night Frenchie lost to us.

They didn't like it up 'em. :zapper:

adi
20-10-2007, 11:50
Ooh, all these 'rugby fans' coming out of the wood work all of a sudden. You would think with so many of them they could devise a few songs apart from the tiresome 'Swing low....'

In answer to the original post however, a hooker packs down in the middle of the front row in the scrums and traditionally heels the ball back after it has been fed in. He also throws the ball into the lineouts. Whilst nowhere near as skillful as their rugby league namesakes they do sometimes have an impact in the loose.

Flankers pack down at the rear of the scrum and are arguably the most important members of the team (again despite the tiresome obsession with Wilkinson). They are ideally fast and powerful and look to dominate at the breakdown, providing quick ball for us and slow ball for them. They are also sometimes used as a third lineout jumper and have the specific job of marking the opposition fly half and trying to make his face as ugly as possible.

SFB
20-10-2007, 11:54
That'll go down almost like a lead balloon in the history of the M* forum Adi.:D

Earl
20-10-2007, 12:08
They are also sometimes used as a third lineout jumper and have the specific job of marking the opposition fly half and trying to make his face as ugly as possible.

:D

TVDinner
20-10-2007, 14:06
the only think I understand about the game is this. In college I dated a hooker who played on the college women's rugby team. This hooker had very strong and powerful legs that were firm, tone, and muscular. This hooker also had other talents that still make me smile when remembering to this day.
This is 100% true.

SFB
20-10-2007, 15:36
Your namby-pamby lot wear headgear when playing football TV, but in all honesty I really don't blame them!!!!

Rugby and American Football are worlds apart and I enjoy watching both sports, one because it's colourful, the other because it's my national sport.

Whatever anyone says about soccer, it doesn't compare to the real man's sport of rugby!

TVDinner
20-10-2007, 15:52
she was short, fast and solid (and blond, lol). It was a fun few months of dating her, rugby parties, etc
My brother still plays for the Washington DC elite team, but he is almost 40 now.

SFB
20-10-2007, 16:15
The only weird female I ever dated who was sporty, was a horse rider and talk about weird!
The only soft parts of her body were her boobs!!
It was like cuddling a rock with soft boobs!

TVDinner
20-10-2007, 16:19
very interesting, hard in some places and soft in others. lol

SFB
20-10-2007, 18:25
Oh yeah, I forgot her third soft place!

Jobless Oddball
20-10-2007, 19:23
The only weird female I ever dated who was sporty, was a horse rider and talk about weird!
The only soft parts of her body were her boobs!!
It was like cuddling a rock with soft boobs!


Sounds like SFB hooked up with a tranny in the 60's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earl
21-10-2007, 15:50
Tranny's don't ride horses.

Jobless Oddball
21-10-2007, 16:02
Tranny's don't ride horses.
Can't they get the horse's c0ck up their anus then???????????????????????????????

Earl
21-10-2007, 16:27
I think you might be confusing transvestite with homosexual.

Jobless Oddball
21-10-2007, 18:03
I think you might be confusing transvestite with homosexual.

So ALL transvestites are now straight??????????????????:eek::confused:

t-v
21-10-2007, 18:09
So ALL transvestites are now straight??????????????????:eek::confused:


That's just confusing!!

If a man becomes a woman who then hitches up with a woman... would that be a gay transvestite?

Or would it be if a man becomes a woman then hitches up with a man?

Earl
21-10-2007, 18:13
So ALL transvestites are now straight??????????????????:eek::confused:

They could be.

Jobless Oddball
21-10-2007, 18:41
They could be.

So I'm not getting confused then as it appears that there are some trannies that are gayers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earl
21-10-2007, 18:47
How does it appear? No one mentioned homosexuals but you, we were discussing transvestites and they aren't known for sticking things up their anuses.

t-v
21-10-2007, 18:47
So I'm not getting confused then as it appears that there are some trannies that are gayers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: Really? Gay transvestites? Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jobless Oddball
21-10-2007, 18:52
How does it appear? No one mentioned homosexuals but you, .
How can that be no one then???????????????????????????????????



we were discussing transvestites and they aren't known for sticking things up their anuses.

If they're a gay tranny then they are world reknown for sticking sh1t up their anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

t-v
21-10-2007, 18:58
How can that be no one then???????????????????????????????????



If they're a gay tranny then they are world reknown for sticking sh1t up their anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about lezzers?

Earl
21-10-2007, 19:03
How can that be no one then???????????????????????????????????



If they're a gay tranny then they are world reknown for sticking sh1t up their anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's no one, but you.
You didn't say if they were a gayer though. ;)

Jobless Oddball
21-10-2007, 19:06
You didn't say if they were a gayer though. ;)

I didn't have to as I thought I was communicating to someone who was intelligent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

Earl
21-10-2007, 19:12
Intelligent or mind reader?

Jobless Oddball
21-10-2007, 19:15
Intelligent or mind reader?

Well, intelligent people exist and mind readers do not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So wanna change the option to just intelligent???????????????????;)

Earl
21-10-2007, 19:17
They may not exist, but you could still think you're communicating with one.

Jobless Oddball
21-10-2007, 19:20
They may not exist, but you could still think you're communicating with one.

You mean like..........................PRETEND???????????????????????

Earl
21-10-2007, 19:26
No, that's not what I mean.

TVDinner
21-10-2007, 21:32
if she was once a man...she is still a DUDE. plain and simple. If the DUDE hooks up with another guy - IT IS GAY.

Earl
21-10-2007, 21:37
Good point TVD, he must've been gay. Or, SFB is a tranny and the other tranny was straight and thought SFB was a lady. ;)

t-v
21-10-2007, 21:38
if she was once a man...she is still a DUDE. plain and simple. If the DUDE hooks up with another guy - IT IS GAY.

:D At least your sure... I'm still wondering!

EDIT: Ahhh, just seen Mr M*'s reply.