
Drunk 'Darth Vader' escapes jail for Jedi assault
A 27-year-old man from North Wales has avoided prison after attacking the founder of Britain's first Jedi church while dressed as Darth Vader.
Barney Jones and his cousin Michael sensed a disturbance in the Force as they were duelling with light sabres for a promotional video when Arwel Wynne Hughes hurdled a garden wall bellowing "Darth Vader" in Holyhead, North Wales, on March 25.
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Drunk Darth Vader escapes jail sentence
A drunk man who dressed up as Darth Vader has felt the force - of the law.
The 27-year-old was dressed in a black bin-bag and Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet when he leapt over a garden fence in Holyhead and proceeded to attack two Star Wars fans with a metal crutch.
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Re: Drunk Darth Vader escapes jail sentence
Not even Vader is above the law.
Orbis non sufficit
'I'd sit alone and watch your light,
My only friend through teenage nights,
And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio'
Re: Drunk 'Darth Vader' escapes jail for Jedi assault
Just looks like someone being a twat to me.
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Re: Drunk 'Darth Vader' escapes jail for Jedi assault
Geeks will be geeks.
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zappa.
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