Cows Kill Woman

[Kimberly]

Seems like the revenge of the hamburgers has arrived.

[Ricardo]

I grew up on a farm, and I can imagine the cows being aggressive if they thought they were protecting calves, and also just simply trampling over somebody almost casually if that's the direction they were all going.

There's a Stephen King story in there somewhere.

[Ck]

Go armed with lumps of sugar and you will be fine.

Is that not horses?

[Ck]

or smack them on the nose

Is that not sharks?

[timey]

Is that not horses?

I was replying to Mr M's post (the one just before mine) about horses.

[Earl]

I don't know, they've got big teeth.

[timey]

Yah scaredy cat.