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Old 07-12-2007, 14:48   #1 (permalink)
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Firefighters had to save a man's penis urgently before the loss of blood supply made it fall off*!

A man had called the emergency services when a ring, which appeared to have previously been attached to a pipe, was stuck on his penis.

They had to use a mini hand grinder to get it off!!


*It would have had to be amputated but falling off sounded better.


Be aware of these potential risks Karn!!
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Old 07-12-2007, 14:54   #2 (permalink)
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I know that, a few years back, a man was tken to the local hospital with it stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe (sorry, being delicate as I am at work. ). This was before Dyson's so it would even more dodgy now.
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Old 07-12-2007, 15:01   #3 (permalink)
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You could do damage with a hoover surely... the suction is quite powerful!!
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Well, my brother has a friend who works at a hospital.
One time they had to take a hangar out of a mans anus. sick ain't it?
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How did it happen? Did he slip and fall on it?
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A man went to the doctors and said "doctor I have a problem with the entrance to my anus....."

The doctor stopped him, " there's your problem sunshine, it's an exit not a munching entrance!"
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How did it happen? Did he slip and fall on it?
NO. He just thought that it might be fun to masturbate that way...
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NO. He just thought that it might be fun to masturbate that way...
Clearly a dangerous decision to make!!

I wonder how he actually got it up in the first place... it can't have been one of the bigger ones that are a full triangle, surely?!!
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I'm curious as to how it got there - anymore information t_v?
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I'm still intrigued myself A_B, these things make my mind boggle!

I'll post it here if I find anything else about what happened... I imagine he is keeping schtum though.

EDIT: Lots of sketches from anorak and newssketch News Sketches... still no word on how it got there!

It seems it's quite common... Penis extrication - not a joke thread - Firehouse Forums - Firefighting Discussion
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