Little People

[Earl]

All over the world there are organised groups of "little people" joining forces in a conspiracy to conquer the planet. These outsiders are all under 4'11" tall, some as tiny as twenty inches!!! Twenty inches??? He could be in your house right now!!!

These groups, who discriminate against anyone over 4'10" joining have popped up in every continent but are most prolific in North America and are spreading the net wider. Hands up who knows of a dwarf in North America? Yes, I think most of us know at least one how scary is that?

Just what goes on in these groups is anyone's guess, no undercover reporters have ever succeeded in uncovering their seedy plans for global domination. But dwarves throughout cultural history have been scheming and evil so they must be.

Good examples are the Seven Dwarfs, kidnappers and sex fiends. Mini Me, evil personified. Adolf Hitler, he was under 4'11". Nicknack out of James Bond and the Time Bandits. What further proof could you need that organisations such as "The Little People of Canada" are most likely cannibal cults?

There are many websites listed that are run by these organisations, here is a list I found whilst doing my research.

List of little people websites

You will notice many of the sites have been closed down, they were obviously in violation of some law or other.

One site that is still shockingly online is Short Statured People of Australia. Their "conventions" page holds some revealing information. First off is details of "fund raising", most probably to buy arms for their forces. The exact methods aren't disclosed but money laundering, drug dealing and pirate DVDs are highly likely fund raising activities. The diary entry goes on to tell us about the bus tour they made, or reconnaissance mission.

"Disco Night" and "Trivia Night" seem innocuous enough, but is that just code for something far more dreadful? The "workshops" speak for themselves, terrorist training cells no doubt about it.

Should these camps be allowed to continue? Who will stamp this tiny terror out?

[Alpha]

Funny enough, there was an episode of CSI that featured around a little people convention.

[Earl]

What were they up to? Killings?

[Alpha]

Obviously.

[FreeBBC]

wee man (from jackass) he is one of them

i like it when he is king!

[Earl]

He's a nasty fucker too!

[Ck]

They look like those real pretend living dolls from toysrus that wee and shit.

[FreeBBC]

heres the disease what the little people have

Achondroplasia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Earl]

Disease??????

[FreeBBC]

yep

now you not taking the piss off of little people coz of it!