Austrailian barmaid fined for crushing beer can...

[t-v]

... with her BARE breasts.

She must have had great big whoppers.

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The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences", in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

[Earl]

There should really be pictures to acompany a story like this.

[Alpha]

What??

[Earl]

Here we go, I found a picture of the perpetrator.

[jools182]

I would like to know which miserable bastard reported them

[timey]

So it's not just here that we have daft rules and weird people who report things like this.