Woman had a ladybird in her ear for three years

[Earl]

A woman is complaining that she's been suffering from ear infections and deafness for the past three years because a ladybird crawled in there and died.

For three years doctors failed to spot the insect, but more surprisingly for three years no on ever thought to clean her fucking ears.

Ladybird left woman with three years of deafness and ear pain | Mail Online

[timey]

It's weird, syringing is such an easy process, but they seem to be reluctant to do it sometimes.

[Earl]

I have my own one at home, no more dicking about for me.

I suspect this woman was told to put drops in her ears and come back after a couple of weeks, which is what they tell everyone, and never went back to have them cleaned. She'd wait until they played up again a few months later and the doctor would give her some more drops.

[timey]

Aye that's true.

BTW, where do you get a syringer from?

[Earl]

I think I got it from Amazon actually. There's quite a selection, I just got the Otex Combi Kit.

[Earl]

I thought I had a ladybird in my ear this week, my left one has been all blocked up. Just a couple of days using Otex and then the syringe and I'm back to super-hearing strength.

[Ck]

That otex ball syringe is the business, sorted in two days rather than pissing about for weeks and having to go to the clinic.

Timey, the one in our cabinet is the little ball syringe, ours is red but the picture above shows it in blue. It doesn't look much but it blimmen works well, and in the comfort of your own shower.

[Earl]

I could hear a fly land now. Even if it was wearing slippers.

[jools182]

have you got the anal version as well?

[Earl]

Why, have you got a blockage?

What you need is prune juice, and I think you can buy enema kits on Amazon too. Good investment, you don't want to have a hardened bolus of stool mechanically removed.