Why pull a sicky when you can do this?

[Ben]

http://now.msn.com/teacher-makes-up-...et-out-of-work

[slaphead666]

Scottish music teacher Derek McGlone hit a very wrong note with his latest excuse for not showing up to his job at Calderhead High School, telling supervisors that he had “knocked a girl over” with his car. “He said he felt his car wheels running over her body,” principal Joyce Kilmartin said. McGlone, who now has a 12-month reprimand on the teaching register, says he’s “embarrassed and sorry” for his actions. Sorry for your actions, or sorry your excuse totally sucked?

There aint half been some clever bastards...
But he's not one of them. Twat.

[Earl]

Sounds like a mentalist.

[Ck]

As long as it's not a fantasy.