Coppers find body in buried car

[CambCelt]

Seems like a couple got buried in a freak accident.

From the Huff:

Dorset Landslide: Police Find Body At Beaminster After Couple 'Buried Alive' In Car

One body has been found in a car which was buried in a tunnel by a landslide at Beaminster, and a second one is also suspected to be inside, Dorset police have said.

Police took a week to find the car, which was buried by a landslide in Dorset.

The man and the woman, who have not been named, were reported missing from the Avon and Somerset area by their concerned families.

Police inquiries traced the pair to the Beaminster area of Dorset on 7 July, which coincided with heavy rain and a landslide that closed the Beaminster Tunnel.

[jools182]

grim

[Earl]

Heard a chap in the sauna talking about this. First thing that crossed my mind — one could have survived if they'd eaten the other.

No one in the sauna agreed.

[jools182]

because its balls

speaking of which, what are you doing in a sauna full of men?

[Earl]

Is it fuck balls, it's perfect sense.

It wasn't full of men.

[jools182]

it is balls

what about water and air?

[Earl]

You get water from your food, and one old dear can survive for a week on a car full of air. There's still air underground you know, moles breathe.

[jools182]

they didn't die of starvation

[Earl]

How do you know what they died of?

[jools182]

you'd die of thirst first
that's if they could breathe
or weren't crushed