Woman tears open victims ballbag and squeezes out a bollock

[Earl]

This'll bring tears to your eyes.

35-year-old Joyce Maxine Gregory was charged with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury on 30th May after tearing open a man’s ballsack the previous Saturday. Gregory and the unnamed 59-year-old victim were arguing in the early hours of Saturday morning (26th May) when he stepped outside to make a phone call. Gregory followed him outside and grabbed hold of his gonad satchel, the victim says before he was able to jerk away Gregory ripped open his ballbag and squeezed one of his stones until it popped right out.

Woman charged with 'malicious castration' after ripping bloke's nut-sack open with her hands | The Morningstarr*

[Christos Palmer]

I heard gall-stones were painful, not sure how painful this might have been, did they pop it back in?

[Earl]

Yeah, all sewn up.