I like to put the "own funeral" part in because its nowhere near as good if dead people come back to life at someone else's funeral.

Mourners at a funeral in Egypt swapped tears for cheers when the 'dead' body they were burying woke up.Hamdi Hafez al-Nubi, a 28-year-old waiter from Naga al-Simmanm, near Luxor was declared dead after suffering a heart attack at work.
His body was being prepared for burial when a doctor, sent to sign his death certificate, discovered he was still warm.
Not even his funeral really was it, bit of poetic licence going on there again I fear.

'Dead man' wakes up from coffin at his own FUNERAL | Mail Online