BMW motorbike causes two-year permanent lob-on

[Earl]

A fella in California is suing motorbike manufacturers BMW claiming that a fur-hour ride on his bike gave him a two-year-long permanent erection.

A California man is suing BMW after a four-hour round trip on a motorcycle with a 'ridge-like seat' gave him a permanent erection which left him ‘unable to engage in sexual activity’.

Henry Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls ‘general damages’ from the motoring manufacturer and seat-maker Corbin-Pacific.

He alleges that a journey through San Francisco, California, on May 1, 2010 left him with a two-year erection and a wealth of other problems.

Man sues BMW after a four-hour motorcycle ride leaves him with two-year erection | Mail Online

[jools182]

There'll be queues of middle aged women outside the BMW dealerships buying a new present for their husbands

[slaphead666]

He's got a "permanent" lob-on and he CAN'T have sex??

He's doing it wrong!