Teenager struck by lightning dresses like a twat

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A teenager from the Isle of Wight reckons wearing an 'umbrella hat' saved his life when he was struck by lightning twice.

The chances of being struck by lightning are slim, the chance of it happening twice are even more remote, and the chance of finding some dick who actually wears one of those stupid fucking hats is practically negligible! Surely it must be the hat attracting the lightning? Even as an atheist I'm struck with the possibility that a higher-power might have even been targeting this twat in his silly headgear.

Teenager struck by lightning TWICE says he survived because his novelty hat took the hit | Mail Online