Penis amputated by lawnmower

**Earl** · 13-10-2011, 20:43

The 26-year-old victim, described as a “slow-learner”, wishes to remain anonymous. Around noon on Saturday the hapless fellow broke away from his responsibilities at the Pulau Kerengga permanent food production park, and began larking around. Witnesses say the victim was supposed to be carrying out light duties, such as gardening and feeding goats, when he took off on his own and climbed on the back of a grass-cutting machine as it was being driven along.

I bet he won't do that again!

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