Wife feeds dog poo to husband

[Ck]

An unhappy wife fed her husband dog excrement in a curry, the BBC has reported.

Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty in a Scottish court to culpable and reckless conduct against her ex husband Donald Martin.

The court heard that Martin served the dinner to her husband and started laughing as he began to eat it.

At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement , the BBC reported.

Martin's defence lawyer Terry Gallanagh compared the case to an episode of Desperate Housewives, and said that at the time of the curry incident, the couple's 21-year marriage had hit an all time low.

Mr Gallanagh told the court that Martin wrongly believed that her husband was having an affair. He also claimed that his client had endured continued mental abuse over a period of about five years.

The court heard that Mr Martin had routinely questioned his wife's parenting skills and started a new business without telling her. The couple are now in the process of getting divorced.

I wonder if her shit cooking had anything to do with it?

[Alpha]

Wasn't this from a few years ago?

[Ck]

You mean she's done it before?

[SFB]

No, it's a recent story that was posted on GOM in the last couple of days.
The link was posted as well.

[Alpha]

oh, well there was something similer happened like that some years ago.

[Gemo52]

It was talked about on Graham Norton's Show last night.

Strange you can't say @r$enic on here.

[Alpha]

you'll have the censor turned on Gemo.

[altyfc]

Stating the obvious but... that curry must have tasted like shit.

[Ck]

I don't think she cared what it tasted like

[Darksat]

Sh1t happens.