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  1. 14-02-2011, 20:40 #1
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    Default How to beat off a crocodile

    The Guardian begin their new series of guides on how to masturbate dangerous animals. This week, beating-off crocodiles.

    How to beat off a crocodile | Environment | The Guardian

    Fucking lefty perverts.
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    Default Re: How to beat off a crocodile

    Yup, they seem to want to make it last, nice and squeezly does it..

    But that is likely to aggravate the situation and see us inside the creature's jaws faster than we might otherwise wish.

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    Default Re: How to beat off a crocodile

    Luckily they are NOT producing a guide on how to give them a Blow job
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    Lol, charging a tiger with a fucking soup ladle! Gold! Dont worry about grabbing a mallet or a knife then haha
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    Default Re: How to beat off a crocodile

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr* View Post
    The Guardian begin their new series of guides on how to masturbate dangerous animals. This week, beating-off crocodiles.

    How to beat off a crocodile | Environment | The Guardian

    Fucking lefty perverts.
    Threaten it with a tirade from Timmy two tits LOL.
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