Man Get's Knob Stuck In Metal Pipe

[Earl]

A bloke in Southampton walked into hospital Tuesday morning with a steel pipe stuck on his cock, like the kind they use on vacuum cleaners.

Anyway, the restricted blood flow left him with a permanent lob-on so the tube had to be cut off, with a fucking grinder!

That would have been a fucking delicate operation, it's a good job they didn't ask me to do it, or I'd have fucked the grinder off and used a gas-axe.

Southampton Man Gets Penis Stuck In Metal Pipe | The Morningstarr*

[Ck]

Did he slip whilst he was hoovering?

[Earl]

Hoovering his dick perhaps.

[mimseycal]

Sorry, the poor sod must have been in agonies but .... OMGawds

[clairelouise]

and they say men dont take pride in their homes..!!at least he was trying to do a spot of housework....but maybe got a little bored or sidetracked..bless all ended well thankfully...or maybe he just fell funny on the hoover...????