Reindeer Shit Jewellery

[Earl]

Q. How do you polish a turd?

A. Wipe the shit off it first.

Or, you could spray it with glitter like these loonies:

You Can't Polish A Turd | The Morningstarr*

[jools182]

might get some

I'm looking for gift ideas

[CambCelt]

Bonkers.

[jools182]

could make my own with sheep shit

theres plenty of it around here

[Earl]

They managed to raise over $20,000 from selling this shit!

Reindeer Crap Jewellery Raises $20,000 | The Morningstarr*