Angry Raccoons Attack Pensioner

**Earl** · 06-10-2009, 19:57

A 74 year old woman has been seriously mauled by a pack of raccoons.

Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Raccoons | The Morningstarr*

Who'd have thought raccoons were that dangerous?

**kham** · 07-10-2009, 00:04

that is actually quite a scary story..

**timmy_too_far** · 07-10-2009, 00:15

its because she had SPAM in her bin!!!!

HAMburger SPAMburger!!!!

**Yankee** · 07-10-2009, 01:38

That's why I throw stuff at them, when they sneak up on my terrace!

**jools182** · 07-10-2009, 10:24

Davy Crockett hats might come back into fashion

**mimseycal** · 07-10-2009, 10:29

Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr*

A 74 year old woman has been seriously mauled by a pack of raccoons.

Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Raccoons | The Morningstarr*

Who'd have thought raccoons were that dangerous?

Anything and anyone can be dangerous with the right provocation.

**jambolo** · 07-10-2009, 12:03

They are born criminals, that's why they have the masks over their eyes!

**timey** · 07-10-2009, 13:26

"She was filleted."

If that were the case, she'd be dead.

**jambolo** · 07-10-2009, 13:58

yeah but this was coming from the "Polk County Sheriff", he was probably thinking about the KFC fillet sandwich or something...

**jools182** · 07-10-2009, 14:15

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