Man In Oxford Emasculates Himself With Knife
Last month a man in Oxford cut off his knob in the bath using a knife, he dialed 999 and told emergency services he thought he was bleeding to death.
When paramedics arrived they found him drunk and brandishing a knife, so they called the police to assist.
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What do you reckon his game was? It hardly looks like an accident.
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Silly drunk man.
Orbis non sufficit
'I'd sit alone and watch your light,
My only friend through teenage nights,
And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio'
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The evils of drink and arranged marriages ehI'd have said 'what a wanker!' but he'd find that rather difficult right now
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They say he was artistic and Van Gogh has already cornered the ear market.
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Originally Posted by Ck
LOL
and it's the second case of self castration in weeksthank goodness for bunnies
Re: Man In Oxford Emasculates Himself With Knife *UPDATE*
The man has been identified as 54 year old Stuart Keen, and they're trying to pass it off as a DIY accident.
Sounds fucking dubious to me, but there you go.
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Re: Man In Oxford Emasculates Himself With Knife *UPDATE*
Maybe he was trying for a DIY circumcision?
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It actually sounds to me like the family are covering up for him.
No one does drunken DIY at two o'clock in the morning, and even if they did the chance of accidentally sawing your cock off must be pretty fucking slim.
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That just hurts to think about. What was he thinking!?!?!?!?!
That is weird man, wayyyy too weird for me. I have heard of this story before though...ugh.
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How do you think he explained himself to his friends and family after the incident? I would imagine he would be embarassed...
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