Yet Another Cow Attack
A farm worker in Bristol was stalked by a cow who pinned him to the ground by sitting on him for an hour.
He only managed to get the fucker off him by gouging it's eyes.
Cow Attacks Farm Worker | The Morningstarr*
And it was the second time a bovine has tried to kill him. Six years ago he had to have a metal rod put in his back after a bull attacked him. He must attract them or something.
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Fetchez la vache!!
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Not particularly.
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Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
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Hahahahaha. Twat.
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PTSD - He can now legitimately start shouting get off me you fat cow
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Has anyone ever shouted that at you Ck?Originally Posted by Ck
I'm not saying you're fat.
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Not yet, but I don't go round sitting on people uninvited.
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So you'd sit on me if i invited you?Not yet, but I don't go round sitting on people uninvited.
Interesting......
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