1,000 Litres Of Piss

[Earl]

Clean up crews in Suffolk have found 1,000 litres of urine in pop bottles thrown out of windows of passing traffic.

They also found a shit load of porn. That's what lorry drivers get up to.

1,000 Litres of Urine Found At Roadside | The Morningstarr*

[Ck]

What do they do if they want a poo?

[Earl]

Ask Hutchy.

[Hutchybee]

Im lucky as im multi drop im not usually that far from a bog but on the occasions when I have been caught short, wee wee is up against the lorry tyre and poo poo is in a skip or you park in such a way that you cannot be seen behind the truck and then you squat!

[Earl]

[timey]

I used to have these worries on my travels. I was so painfully aware of council cost-cutting as the public loos disappeared or were run down so as to be unusable.

[Hutchybee]

Once my mate Andy pissed in a Lucozade bottle and put it in the fridge. We all knew what it was but we kept schtum. A few days passed and Andy came round with his mate Beefy and a few other lads and some of my other friends were there too.
He actually carefully planned this as Beefy was one of those annoying people that always wanted some of your drink, one of your sweets etc. Andy pulls a Lucozade from his pocket after coming in my house and immediately Beefy says 'Gis some of that please' to which Andy replies 'na man but there is one in the fridge!'
If felt like an eternity watching Beefy go to the fridge and return with the 'Lucozade'. We all watched as he undid the cap and put it to his lips....... And house erupted as he took a mouthful and spat it straight back out......!

[timey]

You renegades.

[jools182]

i pissed in a lucozade bottle in the back of a van once

my mate has had a shit in a bucket in the back of his van

[Hutchybee]

A man gotta do what a man gotta do!