Blunkett Attacked By Cow

[Earl]

Former home secretary David Blunkett has become Britain's latest casualty of dangerous cattle.

Once again, the stupid fucking bovine attacked a well behaved dog and the owner was injured.

Blunkett suffered a broken rib, fortunately his guide dog Sadie was uninjured. Isn't it about time farmers acted a bit more responsibly with their livestock?

Blind Blunkett Bashed By Bovine | The Morningstarr*

[mimseycal]

As a rule guide dogs are very well behaved ... but what on earth was Blunket doing in the middle of a field?

[Earl]

Enjoying the countryside.

That's the problem, they're public footpaths but they run straight through fields of cattle. Why can't they be properly fenced off or something?

[mimseycal]

The article does not state that he was on a footpath, it states that he was in the middle of field. To presume that this field contained not just a militant cow but also a duly chartered public footpath is depending on rather a large degree of supposition ...

[Ck]

Maybe it was an assassination attempt

[Earl]

The article does not state that he was on a footpath, it states that he was in the middle of field. To presume that this field contained not just a militant cow but also a duly chartered public footpath is depending on rather a large degree of supposition ...

Or common sense. Why the fuck would he be on private property? It must have been a public right of way.

My comment was about the situation in general anyway, all the reports of cow attacks have happened on public rights of way.

[Alpha]

The cows have been acting odd lately!

[Major Starbold]

Cowabunga.

He may have thought the mooing from the cow was a mating call from Kimberley Quinn,
he should have known one from the udder.


Seems bullocks to me.

[mimseycal]

[Snapper]

The cows have been acting odd lately!

Perhaps they are planning a military 'cow' de tat?

Either that are they are forming a party to run at the next election!