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    Scrotal Injury
    A man in Sweden got a nasty shock when he stabbed his girlfriend, her pet rottweiler jumped up and savaged his cock and balls.

    But despite being found guilty of aggravated assault, the man was handed a shortened sentence because of his scrotal injuries. What the fuck is that about?

    Shortened Sentence Due To Testicle Injury | The Morningstarr*

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    Was the judge male?

    For crying out loud all this is down to his stabbing of the woman. Had he not stabbed her, the dog wouldn't have attacked! He only has himself to blame!

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    I know. I mean, do criminals get lighter sentences if they get a bit battered by the police when they're arrested?

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    This is just bollocks!

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    It is the womans fault, she should feed her dog properly.

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    Ooh
    Thats gotta sting a bit

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    what a well trained dog

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    must have got the dog breed wrong IT must have been a cock a spaniel !

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    Oh, his injury doesn't look all that severe!
    Tuck it back in....give it a stitch!
    He's good to go!











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