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    Default Man Gets Penis Stuck In Shop Assistant

    What the fuck's a "vaginal cramp"?

    During intercourse 26 year old Angelica suffered a vaginal cramp, and Salvatore was unable to withdraw his beefy bayonet.
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    That is a more common occurrence than you might think.
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    Getting stuck up a woman in the bogs?

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    Default Re: Man Gets Penis Stuck In Shop Assistant

    sounds quite good

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    she kept her job just goes to show it pays to be dillygent !

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    vaginal cramp is like a bloke getting Blue balled
    a muscle cramp basically
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    I remember when I was a kid, and dogs roamed freely. Manys the time me mam threw a bucket of water over a dog and a bitch who had become "stuck" I dont think she ever explained that the bitch had "vaginal cramp" though.

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    Default Re: Man Gets Penis Stuck In Shop Assistant

    just heard Vaginal cramp is when the female is being greedy

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedelboy View Post
    just heard Vaginal cramp is when the female is being greedy
    Couldn't get greedy with my 2" DB , they'd die of vaginal starvation

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