Dirty Protestor A Poo Poo Terrorist?

[Earl]

Algerian born Sahnoun Daifallah from Bibury road, White City, Gloucester, has appeared in court today charged with spraying a mixture of urine and faeces in several shops and pubs in the Gloucester area.

It is alleged that in May last year Mr Daifallah entered the Air Balloon pub on Crickley Hill, Birdlip, and inquired to the barmaid how much it would cost to rape her. The police were called but Daifallah had fled the scene leaving a trail of obnoxious smelling brown liquid behind him. A foul mixture of Diafallah’s own piss and shit had been sprayed from a plastic bottle leaving a streak of poo on the pub floor.

From the Air Balloon Daifallah is alleged to have moved onto a Waterstones bookshop on Cricklade St in Cirencester. Whilst inside the store Daifallah is accused of spraying the poo-poo potion onto 38 shelves of children’s literature, and making a similar mess in the cafe toilets.

The prosecution then told the court that two days later Daifallah went on a further rampage where he visited a Tesco store in Quedgeley. Key witnesses claim they saw the accused spray a dirty-brown substance into the frozen food compartments and then again on the wine displays. The shop had to be closed for two days to perform a full clean up operation costing the store £421,000.

After finishing his trip to Tescos Daifallah is alleged to move on to the Morrisons store in Abbeydale. Witnesses there testify that Daifallah stunk of piss and made the shop assistants gag. After Daifallah left the store liquid faeces was discovered on the meat and dairy counters.

Mr Daifallah who is defending himself has pleaded not guilty to all charges.

The jury has been shown CCTV footage which the prosecution allege is Mr Daifallah, and when the police searched his premises they discovered containers of excrement labelled with different town names. The police also found messages scrawled on the walls depicting biological weapon fantasies.

The case is continuing after Mr Daifallah undergoes psychiatric evaluation.

Dirty Protestor A Poo Poo Terrorist? | The Morningstarr*

[mimseycal]

The dirty sod is only acting on his animal instincts really. Mind you, most animals have more sense then to leave their faeces uncovered.

What on earth was he trying to gain?

[Earl]

My guess, Islamic supremacy.

[mimseycal]

Oh 'Poo' to that!

[Earl]

Algerian obsessed with biological weapons? He's lucky he didn't blow himself up in a cafe.

[Earl]

The dirty bastard has been sentenced to nine years in clink and might face deportation.

Dirty Protestor Jailed For Nine Years | The Morningstarr*