Three Charged With Attempted Necrophilia

[Earl]

Two twin brothers and their friend are facing charges of attempted third-degree sexual assault. Attempted?

OK, they dug up a girls grave, not fully they got to the concrete tomb. One of the three blabbed they were going to shag the corpse so they all get charged with "attempted" necrophilia.

Just seems odd to me, why the fuck would you blab about that? They should've kept their fucking mouths shut and seen what charges they could face. I think this shows the importance of having a lawyer with you during an interview.

Man Pleads Guilty In Necrophilia Case | The Morningstarr*

[jezzi]

also why would they need condoms? were they worried about baby zombies?

[Earl]

There's necrophilia and there's necrophilia. I can't imagine a motorcycle accident fatality being all that attractive to be honest, even to a necrophiliac. Something tells me these were just three arseholes, and they've landed themselves right in the shit now.

[Alexisonfire]

It's not difficult to see why the brothers Grunke,and their defective buddy are a little light on female companionship...


10/10 for tenacity,though...

[Earl]

The one in the middle looks like a mate of mine!

[Alexisonfire]

The one in the middle looks like a mate of mine!

[Ben]

Here's an interesting thing. When it happened there were no laws against necrophilia in Wisconsin so the charges were dropped and they were only charged with criminal damage. It was only last year that it was decided that it's illegal.

Laura Tennessen case leads Wisconsin to outlaw necrophilia - Chicago Tribune

[Earl]

I knew I'd read about these twats before.

They still didn't actually perform necrophilia though, seriously how would you like it if you got caught breaking into someones house and you got done for attempted rape because there was a woman in there?

OK, you shouldn't be burgling but that's not really the point. What next, attempted murder for speeding? You could have been trying to kill someone. It's daft.

[Ben]

[Earl]

I know!!!!!!