Three Charged With Attempted Necrophilia

[Earl]

Or just not putting the GHB in it!

[Ben]

[Earl]

Lawyers in the Cassville necrophilia case are claiming the men were motivated by a Cannibal Corpse song!

Cannibal Corpse Blamed In Necrophilia Case | The Morningstarr*

These are the lyrics in question, taken from "Born in a Casket":

Enter the crypts of hell, to impregnate the dead
Fresh burial sight, my hunger grows tonight
Undying lust for cadaverous molestation
Sights of death building my sensations
Ferocious need for decomposing bodies

Sex with the dead now I must breed
Within the stiff corpse planting my seed
The taste of formaldehyde, smell of the rot
Suck out the goo, feast on her crotch

Raging fires of hell, burning through my soul
My love for a dead fuck, I cannot control
The child soon will rise, all evil will survive
Birth through death

The newborn needs a feast, its mother is the meal
Chomping on her flesh, his teeth tearing her skin
I love to fuck the dead, demons in my head
Tearing at my brain

Bleeding sores beginning to stench
While you lick the festering stump
Green infection discharging pus
Devour the putrid afterbirth

Sex with the dead now I must breed
Within the stiff corpse planting my seed
The taste of formaldehyde, smell of the rot
Suck out the goo, feast on her crotch

[mimseycal]

In their defence? And they are serious? Good grief! If I had the slightest inclination to necrophilia, those lyrics would be enough to quash the whole idea.

[satanicdinosaurs]

You better not use a condom if you shag a corpse, I mean if you are into that you would go all the way? LOL.

This is hilarious, corpse shaggers.

[Earl]

Nicholas Grunke has appeared in court this week. he insists that he only wanted a platonic relationship with the dead girl, but his friend Dustin Radke says different.

Grave Robbing Trial Begins | The Morningstarr*

[kham]

Grunke denies the allegations insisting he only wanted a platonic relationship with the dead girl.

“I was going to take it to a clearing in the woods and just kind of spend time with it….(ok, but not have sex with it?) No.” He told the court.

definitely a weirdo!

[Earl]

I don't know why they didn't just keep their fucking mouth's shut.

It's fucking ridiculous, there was nothing to link them with necrophilia, they could have made any old shit up, instead they blurt this shit out.

[Earl]

He's been found guilty.

Grave Robber Grunke Guilty | The Morningstarr*

[mimseycal]

He wanted to just take the body to a clearing and spend some 'quality time' with it, a purely platonic affair ...



and I am the Queen of Sheba!