"You've Been Tangpooed"
Community wardens in Weston-super-Mare are so concerned about the risks of toxicariasis that they're patrolling the area on the hunt for dog shit. Not to clean it up though, just to spray it bright orange of course.
Bright Orange Dog Poo | The Morningstarr*

Re: "You've Been Tangpooed"
They're so concerned about toxicariasis that they're spraying it a child attracting shade of orange. Nice one!

Re: "You've Been Tangpooed"
That's a silly idea.
Orbis non sufficit
'I'd sit alone and watch your light,
My only friend through teenage nights,
And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio'
Trouble is: dogs are just not capable of understanding that public body functions and copulation is NOT acceptable behaivor. You can NOT impress on their limited brains that their feces are health hazards and offensive. By castrating a male dog you eliminate urine marking and attempts at copulation.
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