Man Saws Own Head Off

[Earl]

Why would I do that?

Suicide is for losers.

[Unregistered]

Yeah, the wife totally killed him. Everyone knows decapitation isn't a great way to go, especially with a chainsaw. Don't businessmen usually shoot themselves if they want to suicide?

Or why not kill yourself humanely? Like with some chemical that puts you to sleep and you don't wake up?

Or why not kill yourself at all... it's not like it solves any problems. Oh, sure, your pains will go away. But you'll be dead, so it doesn't matter.