Man Saws Own Head Off

[jools182]

bet they didn't feel well

[BeatleManU]

The guy sounds like an idiot to me...

[Earl]

bet they didn't feel well

Yes, but the argument stands that you can't really kill yourself in such stupid ways. You'd just fall unconscious or something before you got the job done. You might still manage to die, but it could take hours or days, in which time you could be found.

[timey]

If he managed to cut his carotid artery he would be unconscious in seconds and probably dead within half an hour.

[Earl]

Bit messy and painful though. You might just make a right mess then drop the chainsaw because it hurt too much.

[timey]

More than likely. You'd be better with a sharp knife.

[Earl]

Or just trying a completely different method that was slightly less violent.

[timey]

Trouble is, the less violent ways tend to be much slower.

[Earl]

Gassing yourself in your car is supposed to be the easiest way of topping yourself. You just go to sleep.

[Ben]

You gonna give it a try Mr Morningstarr*?