Satanists Eat Teenagers

[Earl]

A group of satanists have been arrested in Russia for killing and eating four teenage Goths.

Teenagers Eaten By Satanists | The Morningstarr*

You can always count on Russia for some good cannibals, they must fucking love the taste of human flesh.

[timey]

It's like pork.



So I'm told.

[Ck]

Stabbed 666 times? I just couldn't be bothered. Surely that'd make your arm really ache.

[Earl]

There were eight of them. That's only 88 and a quarter stabs each.

[timey]

Depends how hungry you are I suppose.

[Earl]

There's usually plenty of meat on these goths.

[timey]

I thought they were all really skinny?

[Earl]

Not in my experience. Especially the female variety.

[timey]

[A_B]

I thought they were all really skinny?

Me too. Every one I've ever known was a vegetarian, so hadn't had a proper meal in ages.