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Old 03-09-2008, 17:13   #1 (permalink)
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A woman in Uganda has cut her husband's dick off because he got a new girlfriend.

The couple were separated but the man stopped giving his wife money to support their children and got a new girlfriend. So she attempted to poison him, set fire to his car and all his money then cut his cock off!

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Old 03-09-2008, 19:08   #2 (permalink)
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If they were separated how did she manage to cut his knob off?
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She went round to his house to see him.
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And he let her near his penis?

I could understand how it could happen with Bobbit as he was a sleep but this seems slightly bizarre.
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She might've just slashed at it.
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He must have had it out then.
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May be he was trying a little reconciliation.....
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Sympathy shag?
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A woman in Uganda has cut her husband's dick off because he got a new girlfriend.

The couple were separated but the man stopped giving his wife money to support their children and got a new girlfriend. So she attempted to poison him, set fire to his car and all his money then cut his cock off!

http://www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/...d-s-penis.html
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Don't let your girlfriends read this, they might get idea's
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