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Mr Morningstarr* · 02-09-2008, 20:36

Liberian senator, and former Rebel Leader, Prince Johnson has been accused of eating Samuel Doe the dictator he tortured and killed on television.

Liberian Senator Denies Cannibalism | The Morningstarr*

Doe's remains have conveniently been cremated now, and the photo's confirming that he was never eaten don't seem to have resurfaced yet.

Saphrax · 07-09-2008, 05:18

If it looks like a cannibal, smells like a cannibal and has half eaten bodies hidden under the couch then he must be a cannibal

Mr Morningstarr* · 07-09-2008, 13:00

We'll see if these supposed photographs ever appear.

Saphrax · 07-09-2008, 13:42

Yeh, they really should keep some evidence if this kind of thing is true. Unless they did it as some kind of attempt at over throwing what power he has.

Mr Morningstarr* · 07-09-2008, 14:05

They've been trying to discredit him for some years now, but he reckons he has proved he isn't a cannibal.

Bizarre situation though, can you imagine Gordon Brown, or Kevin Rudd having to prove they weren't cannibals?