Prince Johnson Denies Being A Cannibal

**Earl** · 02-09-2008, 21:36

Liberian senator, and former Rebel Leader, Prince Johnson has been accused of eating Samuel Doe the dictator he tortured and killed on television.

Liberian Senator Denies Cannibalism | The Morningstarr*

Doe's remains have conveniently been cremated now, and the photo's confirming that he was never eaten don't seem to have resurfaced yet.

**Saphrax** · 07-09-2008, 06:18

If it looks like a cannibal, smells like a cannibal and has half eaten bodies hidden under the couch then he must be a cannibal

**Earl** · 07-09-2008, 14:00

We'll see if these supposed photographs ever appear.

**Saphrax** · 07-09-2008, 14:42

Yeh, they really should keep some evidence if this kind of thing is true. Unless they did it as some kind of attempt at over throwing what power he has.

**Earl** · 07-09-2008, 15:05

They've been trying to discredit him for some years now, but he reckons he has proved he isn't a cannibal.

Bizarre situation though, can you imagine Gordon Brown, or Kevin Rudd having to prove they weren't cannibals?