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    Default Underwear Parasites

    I received this by email recently...
    Always check your clothes before putting them on!

    WASH GARMENTS BEFORE WEARING

    Please share with as many women and men that you know.

    Please make it a habit to wash your just purchased undergarments before wearing them. This is sensitive.
    Our undergarments are made in different parts of the world, sit in boxes and go through many hands and exchanges before we purchase them for ourselves.

    ALL PLEASE WASH ALL BRAS, UNDERWEAR AND OTHER CLOTHES WHEN YOU BUY BEFORE WEARING THEM. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT PARASITE IS IN OUR CLOTHES WHEN WE BUY THEM.

    Read the article first before looking at the picture. This looks horrible.

    After anthropologist Susan McKinley came back home from an expedition in South America, she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly dismissed it believing that the holes would leave in time.

    Upon her return she decided to see a doctor after she started developing intense pains. The doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and special creams. As time lapsed the pain did not subside and her left breast became more inflamed and started to bleed.
    She decided to bandage her sores however as Susan's pain grew more intense she decided to seek help from a more certified doctor. Dr. Lynch could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aid of one of his colleagues who specialized in dermatology whom was sadly on vacation. She waited for two weeks and finally was able to react the dermatologist.

    Sadly, a life-changing event was about to unfold during her appointment.

    To Miss McKinley's surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larva growing and squirming within the pores and sores of her breast.

    Sometimes these wicked creatures would all together simultaneously move around into different crevices. What she didn't know was that the holes were in fact, deeper than she had originally thought for these larvae were feeding off the fat, tissue, and even milk canals of her bosom.

    FORWARD TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW.
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    Default Re: Teenager finds baby bat in her bra

    That is almost certainly a hoax email.
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    Default Re: Teenager finds baby bat in her bra

    Yep, I was right. You can always tell.

    Breast Larvae Infestation From Undergarments Hoax
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    Default Re: Underwear Parasites

    Bugger!

    You're picture's been removed already Hutch, God damn photobucket!

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    Default Re: Underwear Parasites

    Its ok, I hated the thing anyway!!! Its in timeys link so I wont bother re-hosting it.

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    Default Re: Underwear Parasites

    Haha, mint!

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    Default Re: Underwear Parasites

    Did you have to?!!! It just makes me cringe.....

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    Default Re: Underwear Parasites

    I've seen worse.

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    Default Re: Underwear Parasites

    I bet you have! Its just one of those images that makes me tingle all over. Just the thought of it is enough... I shut my eyes and its there then I get goosebumps, itchy skin, etc

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    I must admit, it is having a funny effect on me too, even though I know it's not real. Makes me feel a bit sick.
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