"I don't care what you say - it was my turn to wear the Action Man costume today." ~ widgespridge
"You asked me if your bum looked big in that, so I told you. If you didnt want to know you shouldnt have asked". ~ Hutchybee
"and the producer pitched this as ITV 1's Dr who.......what was I thinking!" ~ RPM
"Is it my fault if I get more fan mail than you?" ~ whiteknight
"I may be slimy, devious and unpopular, but at least I'm not ginger." ~ lilias
Armstrong out of shot wanks off Miller ~ Ernest Rants
"What do you mean take your finger out of my worm hole?" ~ Albert Pierrepoint
"No use trying to hide your man boobs" ~ timey
"It's an anomily!, Oh no, it's just the light shining off your bald spot" ~ moogiegirl
"Cutter? *Sigh* Kate Moss is not being eaten by a Deinonychus down stairs. Have you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?" ~ rb6ac
Win A Primeval DVD Boxset + Book
To celebrate the release of this brilliant Primeval boxset which contains both series one and two in their entirety, The Morningstarr* have decided to offer it's members the opportunity to get themselves a free copy and a companion book Primeval "Funfax". The book is jammed with pictures and information plus stickers and posters.
After the fun we had with the last caption competition we decided to do another.
The same rules apply:
- You can submit as many captions as you like within the time allotted.
- The competition will run in two sections.
- You have until midnight on 23/03/08 to post your captions in this thread.
- On 24/03/08 I will choose the ten best captions which will be placed in a poll.
- All members will then have until midnight 30/03/08 to vote for their favourite caption.
- Only one vote per member is allowed.
- The winner will be the member who submitted the caption with the most votes.
- In the event of a tie all captions with the highest amount of votes will be placed into a hat and a winner chosen at random.
Any questions should be asked in this thread: Caption Competition Questions And Queries
So good luck everyone, and here's the picture we want a caption for.

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''I really really want have a go on that Mammoth with Jenny/Claudia''.
Orbis non sufficit
'I'd sit alone and watch your light,
My only friend through teenage nights,
And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio'
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"I don't care what you say - it was my turn to wear the Action Man costume today."
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"You asked me if your bum looked big in that, so I told you. If you didnt want to know you shouldnt have asked".
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look see ive mastered the 'butch' look the fan mail shall arrive soon.........
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Humfh! It's not fair, why do I have to stand in front..
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......and the producer pitched this as ITV 1's Dr who.......what was I thinking!
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Today Primeval; tomorrow Torchwood.
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I WONDER WHY THE CRITICS SAY OUR ACTING IS WOODEN?
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"So what if you fought in WW1, it's my tie and I'm keeping it"
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