Strictly Come Dancing

[timey]

I love this programme. It has lots of hot, classy totty.

[THE V0NZ]

Yeah - the girls are nice too.

[Earl]

Is Kelly Brook in it?

Who else?

[timey]

Letitia Dean, Kate Garraway, Alesha Dixon, Penny Lancaster Stewart (what legs!) although she went out this week, and others. Some of the professional dancers are hot as well.

[THE V0NZ]

Is Kelly Brook in it?

Who else?

She definitely is I'm sure - don't really watch it meself.

Actually, I've always wanted to know something.

Girls, when you're dancing with a bloke - not just in a group but in his embrace (the slowies), is it ok (or even good) if he's got a hard on, or is that a bit naff?

I just wondered - I've had some mixed reactions in the past.

[timey]

I just wondered - I've had some mixed reactions in the past.

Depends on the woman I suppose.

[Ck]

All women I know can't stand it when a bloke pushes his bit's up when dancing. Most of the time they're that pissed they miss their aim and poke you in the thigh, but bang on target or not it's not sexually arousing, for the woman anyway. It's not exactly flattering to be used as a scratching pole.

[THE V0NZ]

It's not exactly flattering to be used as a scratching pole.

Thanks for that - I've always wondered what the etiquette is for dealing with slow dance tumescence.

The last time I had a slowie with a bird that wasn't the wife, I had the tables turned on me - she started rubbing 'herself' up and down my thigh!

Even though she was a cutie I'm ashamed to say I pushed her away and ran!

[timey]

Just seen a preview of Kate Garraway's dress for tomorrow and it looks like it's gonna show off a lot of her, not insubstantial cleavage.

[Zombie Mastermind]

Strictly fuck off.