Watching North West Tonight there was a short film about some daft old bugger in Cumbria making weird shapes out of stones for no apparent reason.
I suspect he's probably trying to leave us some kind of artistic legacy before he karks it - insecure or what?!
But I digress - the piece was presented by some 30-something bird with a face like Owen Wilson;
but her otherwise elegant proportions, poise and demeanour were very pleasing to the eye (crikey what a body! Her tits aren't particularly big but arse and legs are fantastic!).
I've since found out her name is Annabel Tiffin, she lives in Cheshire with a husband and two kids, but unfortunately Google Images is bereft of any pictures of her worth 'relaxing' to - damn shame - I'm getting a bit fed up of racking off to Konnie Huq smuggling peanuts in her t-shirt.