Ideas For New TV Shows

[Earl]

Sport South will be televising the Krystal Square Off World Hamburger-Eating Championship live on Sunday, which is cool. It got me thinking what other new things they should show on TV, so has anyone got any ideas for brand new TV shows or events they think should be televised?

Here's one to start us off:

Through The Bunghole

synopsis: Lloyd Grossman inserts a colonoscope up celebrity rectums and contestants have to guess who they are from the contents of their bowel and intestines.

I reckon Peter Andre would be up for it, and possibly Preston from The Ordinary Boys. I wonder what he likes to eat.

Anyone else got any good ideas?

[Hutchybee]

Im a Celebrity Get Me In To There And Shag Me Rotten

Synopsis:Celebrities battle to get into the jungle camp and once there have orgies in baths filled with cockroaches snakes and rats.

[Earl]

Peter Andre would be up for that too.

Who else though? Christine Hamilton?

[Alpha]

She's a spy by a day, she's a wrestler by night.

Sorry, no title. And it's copyright, so keep your fucking hands off!!

[Ck]

All good ideas you're having

How about Big Momma's washing you! - A show where you have dominatrix type women (actresses or real, not fussy) ruling a house and you stick in 12 male virgins. They will be unable to do do anything for themselves, dress, toilet, eat or drink - these tasks will be performed for them by some big matron ish type women in nanny uniforms. If the contestants either get caught wanking or crying they are up for eviction.

[Hutchybee]

Me thinks our progs might be for after the watershed!

[kham]

strictly cum dancing..

synopsis... a bunch of wankers on the dance floor ...

[Ck]