When we watch tv - normally we are on the net as well, thus missing about 90% of the soap!
Fridays episode3 we think:
Charile, the ugly soab with its dirty stinking mush and sly smirk fucked Maria (we think tis Maria the so-called hair dresser) thus cheating again on it whore of a girlfriend with the big mouth!
One of Mike Baldwins Bastard son's who has just got 40% of the business from another one of Mike's bastrad sons is spending all its money. The Scotish bastard son of Mike Baldwin looks like the anus of a donkey.
The old bag that lives in Kens house and we think its Kens mother-in-law, has a face that is so ugly that she could do a horro movie without make up. Its glasses are like jam jars!
Ashly, meanwhile is trying to stop it nerd of a wife from working. Ashleys voice is still that of a puppet that is constipated.
The new woman behind the bar at the Rovers is a so-called ex singer we have been advised - she looks like a prized tart and fits the role well and makes a good job out of hit. We feel it may be going to Whollywood soon as it is the best actor there in our respected jusdgement