Cornation Street

[Lucian Deville]

Hi

When we watch tv - normally we are on the net as well, thus missing about 90% of the soap!

Fridays episode3 we think:

Charile, the ugly soab with its dirty stinking mush and sly smirk fucked Maria (we think tis Maria the so-called hair dresser) thus cheating again on it whore of a girlfriend with the big mouth!

One of Mike Baldwins Bastard son's who has just got 40% of the business from another one of Mike's bastrad sons is spending all its money. The Scotish bastard son of Mike Baldwin looks like the anus of a donkey.

The old bag that lives in Kens house and we think its Kens mother-in-law, has a face that is so ugly that she could do a horro movie without make up. Its glasses are like jam jars!

Ashly, meanwhile is trying to stop it nerd of a wife from working. Ashleys voice is still that of a puppet that is constipated.


The new woman behind the bar at the Rovers is a so-called ex singer we have been advised - she looks like a prized tart and fits the role well and makes a good job out of hit. We feel it may be going to Whollywood soon as it is the best actor there in our respected jusdgement


SW3


Thanks

[A_B]

Thanks (I haven't got a clue who any of the people you're describing are ) - I haven't seen coronation street for at least 2 years - it'll be good to catch up.

[Alpha]

you mean Blanche??, her put downs are funny.

[Lucian Deville]

Thanks (I haven't got a clue who any of the people you're describing are ) - I haven't seen coronation street for at least 2 years - it'll be good to catch up.

Well, why don't you get your finger out and watch it

[Lucian Deville]

you mean Blanche??, her put downs are funny.

Indeed!

Th producers at times get their own back via her by making real insults against the charachters.

She must of looked like a real dog's ass when it was younger.

will try and update tonight - family is out and we are about to have a shower again

[Earl]

This is what forums were made for! Your updates are much appreciated Lucian, as I don't get much chance to watch Corrie recently.

[Ck]

The Scotish bastard son of Mike Baldwin looks like the anus of a donkey.

hahahahaha

[Lucian Deville]

Thanks tash and Ck!

The lovely couple at the cafe are an incredible pair of loveable misfits!

Roy and his bag real suit it.

Hailey, aka the transexual play her role well.

If we had them for neighbours, we'd be really happy.


Janice looks like a slim pig instaed of the fat pig it used to look like.

The woman that has taken her useless husband honestly looks like a prized pig - its called Cilla we've just remebered, watch it and you agree with us.


Dedrie is is long over due a good lay by someone

[Ck]

When I watched it I did expect Janice to snort like a piggie. Cilla is vile, she is like that woman who got famous for driving badly only Cilla wears tartier/more colourful clothes. Her evil snarl is funny though. If I knew someone like her I would seriously want to slap her.

What happened to slapper Sally and her no good slimy car dealer bit on the side?

[Earl]

Another immigrant perhaps?