Judge defeats piracy in the UK.....

[Ben]

.. by making it take about 10 seconds longer to download a film or album.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17894176

[Earl]

"The truth is that we are on a slippery slope towards internet censorship here in the United Kingdom."

Not good.

[Delboy]

BIG BROTHER IS WATC?HING US ooooooops

[Ben]

Nah, big brother doesn't care about us, we're not important enough.