..........is STILL pregnant!!!!
Sources close to the singer revealed yesterday that despite the press release stating she gave birth last May, she is still very much "up the duff".
Another unnamed associate went even further:
"Gwen is hoping to give birth sometime in December 2008. At her last scan, doctors located at least seventeen mini-Gwens. This number is sure to rise as she nears full term."
Rumours of extra nipples apearing on Gwens back have been dismissed as "perverse idiocy".