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Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr*
Madonna and Guy Ritchie have not finalised details of their divorce, contrary to reports.
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Hello Sir. I just read the above as "We didn't know anything yesterday and we STILL don't know anything but we have the space in this comic to fill!"
There is a wonderful moment in the comedy series Fraiser when Kelsey Grammer describes the latest technology for seeing microscopic things in and around us.
The "Fraiser" character ends the description by telling the person whose marital problem he is meant to be answering on the phone "Even if I had this wonder of science to use - it would STILL not be good enough to find the level of interest I have in your problem!"
Ditto, Madge and Guy!