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    The British singer who sang the Croatian anthem before last night's match accidentally sang 'My penis is a mountain'.


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    Tony Henry, once known as the voice of Arsenal, was trying to sing the national anthem in Croatian, but got the words a little bit wrong.

    Fans are now saying that the mispronounciation helped the players relax before the game at Wembley where Croatia beat England 3-2.

    The line in which Henry slipped up should have been "mila kuda si planina" (You know my dear how we love your mountains). But what he actually sang was "mila kura si planina" which means "Dear Penis, you are a Mountain" or "My Dear, my penis is a mountain".

    Croat players started looking at each other and grinning when they realised what he was singing.


    Penis is such a funny word


    Croat fan websites have been calling for Henry to be given a medal of honour for helping the players relax, they also want him made an official team mascot for the tournament.

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    Cheers CK, that made me laugh.
    "There is no truth. There is only perception.” Gustave Flaubert


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    Croatia have a sense of humour.
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    Medal of Honor to the man with a Penis mountain.
    "There is no truth. There is only perception.” Gustave Flaubert


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    Default Re: 'My penis is a mountain'

    i can't find it funny

    The List of visitor by country who saw my signature since i put it up in 18/4/11

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    Try harder!

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    Default Re: 'My penis is a mountain'

    Well, maybe he knew exactly what he was doing - you know what they say about black guys!


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    Quote Originally Posted by THE V0NZ View Post
    Well, maybe he knew exactly what he was doing - you know what they say about black guys!

    What????????????????????????????????

    They have high blood pressure????????????????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jobless Oddball View Post
    They have high blood pressure????????????????????????
    Well they must have from what I've seen on RedTube, IYKWIM!


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    Quote Originally Posted by THE V0NZ View Post
    Well they must have from what I've seen on RedTube, IYKWIM!

    You like looking at c0ck's on the internet?????????????????????????????

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