Wimbledon Ladies

[Ernest Rants]

had you already covered this one

would take some covering

[Earl]

She's not playing. And she's having her breasts reduced.

[Ernest Rants]

She's not playing. And she's having her breasts reduced.

dear god nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Earl]

I don't like to post bad news, that's why I didn't mention it earlier.

[Ernest Rants]

Simona Halep 'Breasts' Video - Maxim Girls - Maxim UK

[Ernest Rants]

should be illegal to make 'em smaller, make the others bigger to give her more chance

[Earl]

More of today's winners.

Elena Dementieva



Elena Vesnina



Ai Sugiyama



Marion Bartoli

[Earl]

Today's matches.

Venus Williams V Stefanie Voegele

Dinara Safina V Lourdes Dominguez Lino

Caroline Wozniacki V Kimiko Date Krumm

Akiko Morigami V Svetlana Kuznetsova

Julia Goerges V Jelena Jankovic

Amelie Mauresmo V Melinda Czink

Patricia Mayr V Anne Keothavong

Lucie Hradecka V Ana Ivanovic

Marta Domachowska V Anabel Medina Garrigues

Kristina Kucova V Aiko Nakamura

Galina Voskoboeva V Na Li

Alexa Glatch V Shuai Peng

Jelena Dokic V Tatjana Malek

Nuria Llagostera Vives V Flavia Pennetta

Agnieszka Radwanska V Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez

Olga Govortsova V Tatiana Perebiynis

Monica Niculescu V Yaroslava Shvedova

Anastasija Sevastova V Kateryna Bondarenko

Pauline Parmentier V Akgul Amanmuradova

Nicole Vaidisova V Rossana De Los Rios

Vania King V Mariya Koryttseva

Samantha Stosur V Bethanie Mattek-Sands

Kirsten Flipkens V Agnes Szavay

Katie O'Brien V Iveta Benesova

Vera Dushevina V Alize Cornet

Petra Kvitova V Maria Kirilenko

Sara Errani V Stephanie Dubois

Sybille Bammer V Melanie Oudin

Ekaterina Makarova V Barbora Zahlavova Strycova

Vera Zvonareva V Georgie Stoop

Anna Chakvetadze V Sabine Lisicki

Carla Suarez Navarro V Kaia Kanepi

Alberta Brianti V Tathiana Garbin

[Earl]

Oh, Mathilde Johansson also went through yesterday.

Mathilde Johansson

And Arantxa Parra Santonja

Arantxa Parra Santonja

[Earl]

Today's winners so far:

Venus Williams



Caroline Wozniacki



Jelena Jankovic



Na Li



Kateryna Bondarenko



Samantha Stosur



Iveta Benesova



Maria Kirilenko



Vera Zvonareva

A few good results there, but it means two more Brits have gone out of the championship (Anne Keothavong and Georgie Stoop) and bad news for Jelena Dokic fans, she went out too.