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    Go to work on an egg.

    Anymore from anyone?

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    Always take a dump at work. It saves buying bog roll and you get paid to do it.

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    Have orange juice with your vodka, it's counted as a daily portion.

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    Never eat yellow snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr* View Post
    Go to work on an egg.
    I tried that once, bloody thing broke!

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    Save on toilet roll - eat more eggs.

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    Think more than twice before you get a tattoo!
    Tattoo Remover video

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn_Breeze View Post
    Save on toilet roll - eat more eggs.
    That's very good.

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    Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

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    Save on toilet rolls, use both sides.

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