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    Do people walk around with their tops off in England when the sun comes out, or do they just do it when they go on holiday? I know Barcelona started issuing fines for people half naked away from the beach and I read a beach in France was thinking about doing the same.

    I see some women walking around in bikini tops and shorts all the time, as well as men going topless, but today I saw a man walking around in speedos, not near the beach or anything, just where I live.

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    That's all kinds of wrong

    If you're not on the beach put a top on, I don't want to see or go anywhere near your sweaty torso

    It's a always a good sign of a knobhead though, so it serves a purpose

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    That's the first speedo wearer I've seen since living here. I had to do a double take because I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

    I can't remember whether people did it in England, but I don't remember ever seeing anyone without their top.

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    People do it in town centres miles away from the sea over here

    When I say people, I mean toerags

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    I had a walk around Portomaso this evening, it's probably the poshest area of Malta where all the rich people live. You can feel a bit underdressed with all the suits and expensive dresses, so this man really stood out. It's nighttime, he's not going to tan so I'm not sure why he's still topless.

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    I do it less these days due to losing my figure..

    Hey, that reminds me of a bit in Blackadder Goes Forth when Melchett says "That's a fine body of men you have, Blackadder" and Edmund replies: "Soon to be fine bodies of men"



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    Quote Originally Posted by CambCelt View Post
    I do it less these days due to losing my figure..
    Camb, you didn't did you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A_B View Post
    Camb, you didn't did you?
    Mrs Camb even named my tummy..

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