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    When I go to a butty van, I want fast food. Nothing fancy, I prefer a reasonable standard of bacon, or whatever, but I can live with it being on the cheap side. It's a butty van for fuck's sake, I'm not expecting anything special. One of the sandwiches is just for Spud, and he'll eat cat's turds so I don't think he's all that fussy either.

    So it really fucking knobs me off when I go to the butty van and get a series of questions. I don't even need them to ask me what sauce I want, I ask for it when I order. But the tosser I see when I'm out walking Spud doesn't seem able to just warm up some fucking bacon and put it twixt two slices of bread without fucking quizzing me at every step.

    "how do you like your bacon? Do you want onions? Brown or white bread? Sliced bread or muffin? Do you want butter on it? How do you like your yolk? Do you want pepper on it? Is that done enough for you?...

    Fuck me! Just cook me a fucking sandwich!

    That's today's grump.

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    There's a good butty van round the corner from my work in Manchester, not just buttys but jackets, curries, steak baguettes.

    Highly recommended. The area is riddled with Brass too, so you can get dessert after too!

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    I used to get a lovely chicken tikka sandwich from the butty van at one of my old workplaces. Not good for the waistline though.

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    Moaning about a butty van? What a pathetic little creature.

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    Moaning about a post on a forum? What a bell-end helmet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    Moaning about a post on a forum? What a bell-end helmet.
    With Cheese!

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    To be fair it was a good rant

    Grumpy and irrational

    I'd give it 7.3/10

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    what does butty mean?

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